"I have a facsimile machine. I made it myself whilst working as a radio engineer in the second world war. It wasn't really much use back then, as nobody else had a fax machine, and I think it's fair to say that the military were none too pleased with me for using various bits and pieces which were meant to be fitted to a submarine"
FAX ME
If you'd like to send me a lovely fax, the number is...
+01 (if you're not on earth) +44 (if you're not in the UK) 01723 999 911 666 90210
Please feel free to send as many faxes as you like, I do so love to receive those unsolicited promotional advertising faxes. So if at first you don't get through, please keep trying.
