"Barmy but irresistable"
- Edinburgh Fringe

COLD BLOOD, COLD HEART

Malton's Glitterati turned out in force to witness the world premiere of Cold Blood, Cold Heart, the grand finale of the towns literature festival.

The moon was full, the town was buzzing with excitement and this spine tinglingly funny performance of a 1950s radio play by Reginald Merryweather certainly lived up to all expectations.

Quirky, original and brilliant.

Cold Blood Cold Heart - A surreal gothic horror farce - front cover

Lord Sir Charles Froschenkel is a budding young doctor whose experiments take him further than he ever dared believed possible!

...and a chance encounter with an old family friend sparks off an incident which proves fatal for his dinner guest.

Half a Mouse

A gothic tale of broken dreams, promises and hearts

The action takes place in a radio theatre in 1950 and we witness a performance of a tragic comedy drama, being enacted in front of a live theatre audience, for broadcast on the national network.

Cold Blood, Cold Heart - Frog's legs at dinner

The twist is that the entire performance is being observed by the unseen Uncle Reggie in the present day, who has tuned into the event on his magic radio and who introduces (and comments on) the entire performance.

"The whole room was ablaze with a crackling blue light. And there before me I saw the pinnacle of my work. "

FRANKENFROG

Cold Blood, Cold Heart - Froschenkel's grotesque experiment is a success

The drama being acted out in front of us is a re-enactment of us ‘going through the round speaker’ into the past and being part of that distant, archaic scenario.

We are in the past, listening to an episode of Uncle Reggie’s Magic Radio broadcasting in the future.
"You seem to avoid the sunshine altogether and prefer to be indoors Mary."
"With my complexion? I couldn't possibly burn for the wedding now could I?"

WATCH OUT

Cold Blood, Cold Heart - Mary avoids sunlight and crosses

Mary! What are you doing with that frog!?

VAMPIRE

Cold Blood, Cold Heart - Froschenkel's fiancee Mary turns out to be a vampire

"You do realise that when you pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, all you do is take them along with you."

ESCAPE TO ICELAND

Cold Blood, Cold Heart - The passage to Iceland

A gift that will stay with you for all eternity so that you may remember the terrible things that you have done.

REVENGE

Cold Blood, Cold Heart - Revenge, a dish best served cold

A gripping and compelling story

COLD BLOOD, COLD HEART

Written by Reginald K. Merryweather and adapted by J.B. Slater.

Illustrations by Jason Brown

Please note:- No frogs were harmed in the production of this radio play.

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