Are you sitting comfortably? Good then I'll begin
AT HOME WITH UNCLE REGGIE

There's something coming through, I can feel it!
I need to fiddle with my knobs.
Ah, yes, there we go, through the round speaker.
And now ...
The Tripping Forecast
A radio announcement featuring...
- The Wet Office
- Fishnet
- Fish moving rapidly on a bike
- Veering Suggestively
Turn on, tune in, far out

Hello children, it's your old friend Uncle Reggie here with another episode of adventures from my big magic radio.
A long time ago, I was very, very famous. Long before Playbox stations, eepods, and the world wide internets, I used to present shows of all kinds on an invention called... a radio.
Do you know what that is?
Good ...well in the olden days, people used to gather around these huge wooden boxes, turn them on and be transported away into a little world of adventure, comedy and music. It was wonderful.
Now, I've got a secret to share with you. Get closer to the speaker, that's right gather in. My secret is that, just like Dr Who, I too am a Time Lord.
That's right I can travel through time.
I've built my very own time machine, but it's not a tardis.
No, it's a radio - and it's right here next to me. And the best bit is that I don't have to go anywhere. I can travel anywhere I want whilst I sit here in my chair.
Music featuring...
- Leanna
- Jonny
- Magic Organ
- Lots of nah nah nah, plus, as an extra added bonus some ba ba bah
A MUSICAL INTERLUDE

I'm not totally sure what I'm doing here.
Zzzxggrrrrph. Ouch! That hurt.
Ah yes, there we go, we've got it back, or is it something totally different?
REGGIE MAKES AN ADJUSTMENT
And you too can travel wherever you want. Would you like to take a trip with me?
Are you sitting comfortably?
Well when I twiddle my knob, we'll both be transported back in time. A time when the radio was a window on the world. It's a magical place and we never know who'll we'll meet.
I might even meet myself. Wouldn't that be strange?
But beware! not everything is as it seems, as unfortunately my radio has a few ...idiosyncrasies.

An educational programme featuring
- Section 5 of module 9
- Institute of Brain Studies
- Confusion
- More confusion
THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NO-ONE'S HOME

I do beg your pardon
PARP


